Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Flight patches


So i was finally able to find Oregon State patches online. Since I'm allowed one custom patch on my flight suit I've decided to go with a beavers patch. It was either that or a Star Wars Rogue Squadron patch, which got too many questions and strange looks from people. Not that my loyalty to Star Wars is in question. I just like the OSU patch better.

Oddly enough the only place i could find this patch was from an EBAY post in BC. Canada. So now instead of learning Emergency Procedures, ill be spending my afternoon with a needle and thread sewing Velcro onto the back of this stupid thing.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Id'e rather be playing video games

So at the moment i'm quite bored and have nothing better than blogging to do. I have studying to do, but I get bored easily with that and find myself typing nonsense on my computer. I'm also armed with a glass of bourbon on a Monday night, which doesn't exactly help in the situation. Just to clarify this is not Andy Mew typing, I just like enjoy a gentlemens beverage after a long day of learning to bail out of an over engineered 50 year old aircraft. I blame the Crowe-types (i.e. the engineer types) for making my life difficult and complicating the shit out of my new airplane. It doesn't help that my knowledge in avionics and aircraft systems is bit lacking, but i still blame the engineers.

Another reason i'm making this post is because i keep getting bothered by certain female about not posting on this thing (although she hasn't said anything about it in a while). That and the inner Barney Stinson shines through and my thoughts must be heard for all to enjoy. From this point on I shall endeavor to post my creative thoughts more often to appease the precious few who actually still look at this thing. The word Blogitivity comes to mind, which is the newly invented word for "creative blogging", which actually sounds like it should be taught as a sophomore level writing course (I think i'll take creative blogging in the fall to fulfill a bac-core requirement)... I digress

My point is that i plan to post my thoughts more often because i occasionally have amusing anecdotes an odd hours that rarely ever come out into the open and quite often only get a slight snicker out of me when i think of them. So be prepared blog stalkers, because Papa Wookie's thoughts will be posted.

Friday, December 5, 2008

The New Job


So here it is...
So my job in the Navy is now to sit in the back of one of these monsters and control air assets. I liken it to playing command and conquer, but in real life. I have nothing to really complain about with this, except that all the navigation training ive done in the past seven months has been pretty useless. On the plus side ill never have to do a level chart ever again, which is awesome cause those freakin suck. Shouldn't be a bad job though. From what i hear its a good career move, and the people in the community seem to enjoy themselves. Norfolk may not be the best place to be, but its gotta be better than Pensacola (Occupied Alabama). At least there is stuff to do there and things to see.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Merely an observation



So its most likely common knowledge by now that i didn't get P-3's. Most people have congratulated me and wished me luck. My personal feelings on the subject are mixed. P-3's, although no where near as glamorous or as freakin sweet as jets, have their perks (i.e. Land based, Good duty stations, Per Diem $$$$$, winged really quick, and have an all around comfortable lifestyle). The fact that i didn't get them doesn't bother me. What bothers me is that the people that did get them were from the bottom of the barrel as far as class standings go. For once in my life my grades were too good for something, which is a completely foreign feeling to me.

So here's how I see it, and ill put it in the form of an analogy. Our class of lowly flight students are being force marched up a long and arduous mountain trail ( The mountain being flight school). After several months we get half way up the mountain and arrive to a fork in the path where we take a small brake to survey the surroundings. The first path continues up and over the mountain in what only looks to be a treacherous hike full of pitfalls and pain. The second path meanders down and around the mountain ultimately reaching the same path as the first in a much shorter time and with greater ease. The CO, the man forcing this painful march upon us, looks around and individually inspects all of us to see how we're doing. He also asks us which route we would prefer and pretends to care whole heartily. After little thought and hardly any consideration for what us marchers desire, he takes the people he thinks cant make it up the first treacherous path and sends them down the easy path to P-3 land where they can take a brisk walk cozily on a bed of per diem and good food. Upon doing this he turns to the rest of us poor souls shrugs his shoulders and tells us to get moving up path number one, all the while explaining to us how rewarding this path is and how it's going to be worth the trek in the end. We all stare at each other with woeful eyes and gaze at the path ahead with little hope of seeing the end soon. So while the bottom-feeders too incompetent to continue the rough journey begin their easy walk, we keep on trucking up and up with heavy feet and meloncholy souls. Its hard to say which path will yeald the most reward, but its definently a slap in the face when the incompetent ones get off easy.

Naturally this is merely an observation on my part and there is no real proof of my claims, but i'm completely confident in my statement and back that up until someone else has a better theory. So as of right now i will continue on and try my best to avoid the E-2 hawkeye. The ultimate goal to reach the Hornet or prowler.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Bored

Just an FYI, The only reason i made this is because i'm on standby and really have nothing better to do. I don't anticipate many (if any) people reading this, so its really just something to kill time, and it's far better than studying or flight planning. Also having a blog called wookthoughts crack me up